Things You Don’t Know While Having Sex For The First Time -1

I am not a sex-expert, nor an editorial writer, but what we see in movies and get excited at it completely fake. As depicted in movies, when a boy and girl see in each other’s eyes, they fall in love deeply with each other. In reality, the boy and the girl look at each other, search for wonderland, but

do not find anything. So let’s have a look how your real life looks like:

• Oooo Fuck, Where is the damn whole to do Bang-Bang.
  
• Trying to shit a Six, but get stumped Out, Insert in the wrong hole,oooppppsssss.
  
• He can’t even insert, Am I always going to be a Virgin?
  
• Its too funny man, I thought it to be sensual, sexy and hot, what man.
  
• Bad luck, you are not the opening batman, someone else had already started the innings…hahahahah…LOL..you will not find blood anywhere.
  
• His face, uuuuuuuuuuuuuu, so ugly while doing sex.
  
• Her moans are scary than sexy, oohhh my god, having sex with a witch, oohh god, save me.
  
• A lot of pain is involved, because you are not a biscuit to be bitten easily.
  
• Repeatedly you ask, Have it gone inside? Is it in, really?
  

So, start to count down till your next periods, hahahah, hope it will be fun that time.